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Thursday 10 May 2012

Cranky otters...


So, on yesterday’s post I was a tad pissed off at a certain car company and I let them know it. They rang me first thing this morning. Yes, yes and yes Ms Jones you are right. We have done wrong. We want to flay every inch of skin from our bodies in penance. We will cross burning sands balancing a pencil on our nose while a carryng a cranky otter wearing a top hat on our backs. See? Complaining isn’t hard. It’s an artform. Learn it. Master it. Find your voice and use it.

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