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Sunday 24 June 2012

Nose-breakers...


So, several weeks ago I managed to spill a very small amount - one could call it infinitesimal if one was inclined to – in the boot/trunk of my car when transporting mower fuel home in a small can.  The next morning when I got it the car all I could smell was petrol. I made a stop and quickly bought some pink air fresheners called  ‘Fresh as a Daisy’. They made the car smell so sickly sweet it was like Mary Poppins had vomited fairy floss/cotton candy in there. I decided to rectify this by buying a vanilla thing that hung from the rear vision mirror. Vanilla is good - natural – except for this one. If competed so badly with the smell of Mary Poppins I was gagging. That’s when I went for ‘Tropical Breeze’ air fresheners. To me, living in the actual tropics, it were akin in smell to rotten pineapples fermenting in the sun. It were a nosebreaker. I solved that problem by spilling coffee in the car. The whole car reeks of it, along with wafts of everything else. Good news is I can’t smell the petrol any more. I did have someone get in my car and I said what do you smell? They said your perfume. See? There is a very good reason to wear too perfume. People are so overcome by that it obliterates anything else.

Not sure what I’m going to try next...

Strip For Me and a bunch of other books are out now...click on the cover to have a look see.

2 comments:

anny cook said...

Do y'all have Febreeze over there? It's supposed to remove all odors. Then you could start over...

Congrats on the new books!

Sandra Cox said...

You're the only woman I know that can make air freshners an intersting topic:)