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Monday 10 September 2012

Strippers...


 
 While at the hairdresser, I had a long chat to, let’s call her Lisa-Marie, about strippers. I have total faith in Lisa-Marie when it comes to my hair so her thoughts on strippers, I would pay attention to. The whole stripper talk came about as we chatted aimlessly over a million subject topics. I’m never stuck for a word. Neither are hairdressers. I could have been a hairdresser if I had the talent, patience, artistic flair…
 
However, Lisa-Marie mentioned a hen’s night she went to where a stripper who dressed up like a fire-fighter burst in the door. Apparently you could have had him dressed as that or a cop or a tradie (workman/carpenter etc for the non-Aussies). So he turned up and they all oohed and ahhed and had a good laugh as he stripped to his jocks and gyrated around as strippers do. Apparently he was very oily and very orange-tanned in skin colour.  I personally like men to be men but I suppose you get that with strippers who shave all their body hair off - which is insane because real fire-fighters would have hairy chests and are women secretly wanting a hairless man? I dunno. Anyway so he stripped and did stuff and he picked up his kit and walked off into the night sweaty, slightly richer and with some of his orange tan dripping off...
 
It cost $300 to hire him to strut, thrust and parry. However, Lisa-Marie and I pondered just how much of that money he got and was he bi-sexual? Why bi-sexual? She thought that due to the no hair thing. I considered whether hairless cats were bi-sexual. Hmmm. We also pondered that for a while. We came to no conclusion on the cats and as women decided we were suspicious of hairless men as only women are strong enough to have hair ripped out by the roots. As for the dosh ($$) he would have picked up? I reckon a third which is probably not bad for an hour of shaking one’s arse. More than a writer would make but a writer couldn’t be a stripper because writers can’t shut up long enough to take their clothes off and then they would have to describe and kill the moment…

2 comments:

Sandra Cox said...

Bi sexual cats. Good one. Hmm, I think I have one and he's neutered at that.

anny cook said...

Thanks for the smiles... :-)