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I got up this morning, Saturday, with one thought on my
mind. I had to fix something. I said to
myself ‘A twiddle norp will fix that.’ I went straight to the twiddle norp drawer
in my kitchen and rummaged around until I found the exact twiddle norp to
complete the doover-lackey I was trying to correct. I found, as expected, the
exact twiddle norp in the rusk tin. The rusk tin is an ancient Jones family heirloom
akin to the Ark Indiana Jones sought out.
Great wonders lie inside it. Everything can be found in that tin. It has never
let me down. Harry Potter magic lies within it. I expect one day I will save
the world with the wonders of twiddle norpery within that tin. Until then, I am
the keeper of the twiddle norp tin.