Swingers...

As I waited for the kettle to boil in the kitchen at work, I listened to this irritating morning breakfast TV host gasp in “shock - awe – horror” that he was about to present a story on swingers. What is it with morning TV people? Are they born irritating or is it a school you have to attend to be able to set people’s teeth on edge like that? Anyway, this giddy nong was crapping on about how you could live next to swingers and never know wild sex parties were happening every night – “gasp – hee, hee – how naughty.” My thoughts? Ok, so you live next to swingers? What does it matter? Who the hell knows what anyone does behind closed doors and I tend to think that considering the amount of soft porn/porn romances with multiple partners that are on the market having swingers next door is hardly going to shock anyone much.

And breakfast TV hosts? Say no to them.

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