* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Wow!)
*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
*A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy...)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
*The male preying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes!! Lucky pig! Can you imagine?!!)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
*Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
*A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out . )
*Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
**thanks Sparky for the info….
Amarinda Jones
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Thursday, 30 December 2010
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Hilarious:)
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