Chang rang...

Who is Chang? Stuffed it I know but he rang and asked to speak to Amarinda Jones. I asked who he was. He got kind of pissed off and said "Chang from South Australia." Hmmm, I know only one person in SA and that’s Jules and I don’t think she’s changed her name or got a deeper voice. Anyway I said what’s it about? He said it was business and he could only discuss it with Amarinda. “Why not me?” I asked. The response? “Because Amarinda knows what it’s about.” I said, because I like to toy with telemarketers who have no right to ring and interrupt my life, “well, I’m not going to put her on.” There was dead silence on the other end for a moment before he replied “this is none of your business and I need to speak to her.” I said, “well you can’t so bugger off.” His response, “I’ll call her later when you’re not there.” Uh huh. “Good luck with that.” I replied.

Telemarketers. Irritating sods.

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