Sarong...Saright...

I love sarongs. I wear ‘em a lot. They’re simple and cool and they suit every body type and that’s a hard thing to do. They’re an enigma. They conceal all yet show off quite a bit. So I propose the following – I’m calling it the Amarinda Peace Initiative.

1. If we all wear sarongs we all look good and there is no reason for people to worry about their weight.
2. If everyone wore sarongs – male and female – there would be no place to hide weapons and we could all live in peace...is that a gun in your sarong or are you just pleased to see me?
3. They’re easy to wash and fold so no stressful laundry days – see Anny Cook’s blog here - http://annycook.blogspot.com/2011/03/laundry-math.html
4. They’re a great leveler in the fact that if we all look the same then how can we envy another and want to steal from them?
5. Easy removal for sex…sex makes you feel good so ipso facto it brings peace.

I’m sending this initiative off to the United Nations. It can’t be any worse than any other half arsed initiative they’re working on and mine costs less and makes amazing amounts of sense. Sarongs? Saright.

Amarinda Jones
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