Sunday, 17 November 2013
Got hot?
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Labels: Amarinda Jones, attractive, boobs, chocolate, empowerment, empty calories, goddess, hot flushes, jeez Louise, menopause, periods, weight issues
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Same diff...
Yep, that'd be right...no diff between the benefits of chocolate and running. Gee, hmmm...which one to choose to do...really, eating chocolate saves your life.
- Running for Health Benefits
Studies have shown the health benefits of running to be tremendous, reducing your chances of everything from the common cold to cancer. Running is among the best aerobic exercises for physical conditioning of your heart and lungs. It helps ensure the efficient flow of blood and oxygen throughout the body, things that are proven to help to decrease the risk of a heart attack.
Dark chocolate has been shown in studies to lower blood pressure in people with elevated blood pressure.
Eating dark chocolate on a regular basis has been shown to reduce LDL cholesterol by as much as 10 percent.
Chocolate contains serotonin, a natural anti-depressant. Chocolate also stimulates endorphin production, which creates feelings of happiness and pleasure. In fact, one study found that melting chocolate in the mouth produced feelings of pleasure longer than passionate kissing. This may explain why many people naturally reach for chocolate when they're depressed.
Several studies have found chocolate to be one of the best cancer-fighting foods along with foods like red wine, blueberries, garlic, and tea. Two ways that chocolate works as a cancer fighter is by inhibiting cell division and reducing inflammation, though research is ongoing and will probably find additional ways in which chocolate fights cancer.
Research has found that the theobromine in chocolate prevents tooth decay by eliminating streptococcus mutans, a bacteria found in the oral cavity that contributes to tooth decay.
One Dutch study followed 200 men over 20 years and found that those who consumed large amounts of chocolate, both milk chocolate and dark, lived longer and had lower overall disease rates than men who ate little or no chocolate.
Studies have shown that the antioxidants in cacao work like brooms in sweeping plaque out of the arteries.
Many studies have shown that dark chocolate is good for the brain. Researchers at
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Friday, 19 April 2013
Sex...
…divides, conquers, abuses, confuses, in, out, up, down, why, why not, it’s not you it’s me, no-actually it’s you, need, greed, sad, mad, glad, bad, good, average, meh, big, bigger, best, never let it rest, fat, thin, tall, short, long, hairy, soft, hard, it’s over, it’s not, get under, above, I love you, I hate you, I’m married, I’m an addict, I’m a bitch, I’m a lover, crazy, want, sad, cry, shake, shiver, moan, why doesn’t he phone, come, don’t come, hum, don’t hum, bring it, take it, abstinence, gluttony, time, money, toy, girl, boy, confusion, elation, exhaustion, shagged, what-the.
~Versus~
Chocolate…
Just eat it.
Pretty simple really…
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Saturday, 19 January 2013
Kissing...
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Sunday, 8 April 2012
Whatever you believe...
...be it religion, the resurrection, insurrection, erections, chocolate, eggs, alcohol, a long weekend or the belief that one day you WILL lick your elbow...have a peaceful, safe Easter.
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Labels: Amarinda Jones, Anny Cook, beliefs, Berengaria Brown, chocolate, Easter, Easter bunny, eggs, Sandra Cox
Sunday, 24 April 2011
Easter...

May you have all the chocolate you wish for. Happy Easter Break. If you're on the roads be safe and come on back now.
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Labels: Amarinda Jones, Berengaria Brown, chocolate, Easter, Penn Halligan, Sandra Cox
Thursday, 14 April 2011
Here’s what I think…
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Sunday, 26 April 2009
Things not to do….
Dislocating your toe…very painful to reset it back – no, don’t try it yourself – I did – but I’m a practiced idiot who believes she can do everything herself - it worked but I swear I saw only white for fifteen minutes due to pain. Now I have a lovely purple foot. Moral of the story? Don’t be in such a crazy rush to go somewhere and watch where you put your feet or you’ll fall arse over head.
Don’t go to the gym with a sore foot. …makes it sorer and limping and sweating just make you look pathetic and smelly.
It’s pointless trying to use the ‘recall message’ facility on email as it never frigging works and the message you didn’t want someone to see – they see – then you never hear the end of why you sent it or why you tried to recall it or why any other bloody thing. Moral of the story – think before sending…actually it’s probably best not to use email when you have sore armpits and a purple foot….actually PMS doesn’t help either… so when you look at like that, none of this is my fault. The universe just hates me at the moment.
That’s it – sore, cranky and pissed at myself….oh well, thank god for chocolate. It never judges you. I'm off to the Sunshine Coast today to inflict my loveliness on another.
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