Dear IRS....

You suck great big hairy donkey balls.

yours very sincerely on this, 

Amarinda Jones

I suck...

A while ago I had a publisher basically infer I suck. I do suck…I enjoy it…but I digress…this nong wanted to try and crush me. I’m uncrushable…I think it’s cause I’m big boned…or maybe ‘cause I’m a bitch. Anyway, due partly to this nong, I decided to take a few different avenues and broaden my horizons as a writer. It’s working very nicely thank you. Thanks nong-head.

Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book

To spit, swallow or gargle…

Spit = affection
Swallow = love
Gargle = showing off

I’m talking about life, of course. Do you spit it out when it doesn’t agree? Swallow it up and enjoy the sweet with the sour? Or do you gargle and impress everyone with your talents as fleeting as they may be? Yeah…I’m just having an Amarinda-Zen moment…

Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book