Protection by multiple men with enormous penises isn't everything...

So, other writers always say to me that going Indie and speaking your mind means that no epublisher will EVER want you and aren’t you afraid of that? The short answer? No. The long answer? It takes a lot to scare me and publishers are not god. No really. They’re not. However, the thing is, I do get emails from regular publishers who want me to write stuff for them. Why? I think it’s because I’m very direct about what I want and where I’m coming from and negotiations should always start that way. I’m not going to be all Susie Sunshine and beg them to have me because I don’t have to. I also find it interesting that publishers write what Indie authors read. That tells me that maybe they’re looking for something that doesn't toe the company line like the multiple-every-single-story-is-the-same-virgin-menage-five-cowboy-we’ll-protect-the-heroine-with-our-dicks-sex. Being Indie means you can write whatever the hell you want without some publisher telling you there is not enough sex and can’t the heroine be shagged in each chapter by different men with enormous penises so the reader has to wonder how she will walk each time.  But seriously, that has happened to me…er, the editor thing not the being shagged by enormous penises...

So…want to go Indie because you’re tired of the epublishing bullshit? Do it. Protection by multiple men with enormous penises isn’t everything and Indie writers are getting read by publishers. Got the tits to do it? 

Tits and wits...

I was in a situation where someone, a woman, was trying to make me feel inferior. How was she doing this? Well, it was quite funny really. She had mass cleavage on display. Now, this probably had the attention of the men in the room but I just thought ‘Oh, you have to be kidding. Is that the best you have? Physical assets?’ Yeah, I could have out cleveaged her in a shoot out if I wanted to. And yeah, sometimes boobs win a battle but not the war. I’m not adverse to using cleavage on a man to get what I want. But with another woman who has the same weapons as me? Nope. Save it sister. I’d rather match wits than tits with you. Sure, use your natural assets but choose your victims.

Amarinda Jones
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