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Saturday, 18 May 2013

Please...release me...



Last night I barely slept a wink. I was moaning, twisting restlessly in the sheets totally out of control, begging for release, needing so much and yet knowing I had no say in what was happening to me. I wasn’t in charge. I just had to submit and ride the crazy crest I was on until I could let go and find release. For a moment, I considered what the neighbours must be thinking. The bedroom window was open, a light breeze coming in through the sheer curtains, only party cooling the heat of the moment as I panted and moaned, twisting and promising anything and everything to my tormentor to let me calm down and drift off, sated, at peace. But it was not to be. Some are relentless. Some never let go until you’re a crying, whining wreck screaming at the universe in a moment of complete physical breakdown swearing on all that is holy that never again will I do 200 sit ups and be in this much pain.

Six pack stomach? Nah, just give me a bottle of champagne like any real woman.       

Thursday, 16 May 2013

Pretty gifts...


As usual, I was out attempting to be all healthy and fit like running along the Cairns Esplanade this morning. As I ran along, this really muscular, runner-type bloke, no shirt, just wearing running shorts and track shoes came level with me and smiled and said ‘Hello, How are you?’ My response was ‘Sweaty but not dead.’ He jogged with me for a while then smiled again, said ‘see ya’ and he shot off. See how much fun the universal is? It’s sends you pretty gods when you least expect it.  And while how someone looks is not important to me, it was nice to have a pretty gift for a moment.

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

I’m just a sweet, polite little thing...



My personal opinion is that to be good at business you have to have a good memory, a poker face, have the whole iron-fist-in-a-velvet-glove thing going on and speak politely. I used that today to great effect. I got what I wanted. That, to me, is the bottom line. I want. You want. My need and desire is greater than what I perceive yours is so I will do what I have to in order to win my desired outcome. Manipulative? Moi? Oh please. I’m just a sweet, polite little thing with a sledgehammer attitude. Is that a bad thing?   

Monday, 13 May 2013

And the chooks shall lead the way....



So, the chooks decided in their infinite wisdom to rip up part of the lawn. I looked at it and thought you little bitches. Women. Pains in the arse. Not me, of course. Anyway, I decided to buy some pavers to pave over the ripped up area and deter more random acts of hormonal chookery. The pavers looked so good that I ripped up another area and extended the paving further. Huh. And the chooks shall lead the way.

Chooks – really bad to the bone contrary buggers or visionaries?  

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Because...


...sometimes it's just nice to look, wonder, appreciate and ponder possibilities. 

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Go the tatas...


Absolutely love this comment...

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Boycott bullies...":

I never shop there looks like you stepped off a tween tv shop if you do and I am a grown a** woman with tatas, hips and a** and glad of it

Posted by Anonymous to Amarinda Jones at 9 May 2013 3:25 pm 


Yeah, I'm pretty proud of my tatas too.

Boycott bullies...



Uh huh...bullying comes in all forms. 

"CEO, Mike Jeffries, 'doesn't want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people.

'He doesn't want his core customers to see people who aren't as hot as them wearing his clothing,' Mr Lewis added. 'People who wear his clothing should feel like they're one of the "cool kids."'

'We go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.'


Gee, if only, as a human being, I was perfect then I would shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Oh, no wait...I wouldn't. I believe in equality. I don't believe that's a dress size for them.