To stupid to live...

So, I was looking for an image to put on a book cover. Yes, I’m still self-publishing. Yes, it is worthwhile to do otherwise I wouldn’t be doing it. Anyway, I was looking on Fotalia, which had a spak out the other day which had me having a spak out at it but that’s another story, when I came across these images after I put in the search terms of female and assassin. 

 Of course I got all these images of big boobed assassin-like women pouting and stroking guns. Freudian much? But I also got what I call the too stupid to live group. Seriously? Who would use these? Holding a gun to their heads? The blonde 1970’s throwback chick with the bucket on her head looking like she’s constipated? Or the one doing the splits and holding onto a gun? How do you run away fast from the splits? Credibility factor? None.  

Maybe they’re artistic. Maybe I can’t see some deep existential meaning in them. I dunno…  

Insert male to female...

I’ve been trying to find a male part that will insert into a female part. It’s not easy. Anyone with tell you that. What you ask? Well, it’s all about a TV antenna connection. I have a TV. I have a lead. It’s too big for the hole. I have to find a corresponding male part to slot into the female hole. That then got me thinking about males and females in general and how some people wander the world looking for the right part that fits them. Some never do. This is probably why the sex toy industry was created. Parts for all holes. Yeah, I probably think too much….