So, I just came back from the hairdresser. I like going there as I can read all the trashy magazines, especially the old ones from last year. I like to read over the horoscopes to see if anything that was predicted in 2013 actually happened. I'm a Scorpio. It was predicted the following would happen to Scorps...
- You will find the great love of your life - er, no.
- You will marry - see above.
- Great wealth will come your way - er, no.
- You will want for nothing as the universe will answer your every call - I may have been asleep and missed that call. Was a message left?
- Your dream job will come to you in an unexpected way - negatory.
- The end of 2013 and the start of 2014 is your year Scorpio. I will be golden - it's actually been pretty puce bordering on blech.
- You will experience great periods of happiness - thank god for chocolate.
- You and your partner could expect a bundle of joy - hmmm, if I could find this partner I would ask him where this ' bundle' is and what's my share.
- Your inquisitive mind will lead you down paths that will see you accumulating great knowledge - er, no.
- You will be spiritually enlightened - no, unless the spirits were alcohol based.
- You will want for nothing - uh huh.
I like reading my horoscope but on the whole, it's pretty much a load of bullocks. The love of your life? You find him or you don't and the world still turns. Great wealth? Never known money to come to you without hard work. Dream jobs? Ain't no such thing. Happiness? You have to be happy with yourself or at least give yourself a break and accept you can equally stuff up or star. Horoscopes. Enjoy them but believe them? Believe only in yourself.