So, I started and finished painting two
bathrooms today. Why? Because they were cream coloured. The whole house is a
tribute to cream. Boring. It’s just not me. I painted them a bold blue and I’m
happy with it. I did learn two things today while painting. The first is that I’ve
worked out why people have baths in their bathrooms. I could never fathom the whole
lying in hot water thing. Seems like a huge waste of time and I tend to believe
lazy people like baths. Busy people do showers. Yes, you can email me if that
offends you. Anyway, the real reason there is a bath is that it’s really good
to walk around balancing on the rim as you paint the walls. Who knew? That
brings me to the second thing I learnt today. I think I may be Catwoman ‘cause
I’m so good at balancing. That or a ballerina…
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