Catwoman

So, I started and finished painting two bathrooms today. Why? Because they were cream coloured. The whole house is a tribute to cream. Boring. It’s just not me. I painted them a bold blue and I’m happy with it. I did learn two things today while painting. The first is that I’ve worked out why people have baths in their bathrooms. I could never fathom the whole lying in hot water thing. Seems like a huge waste of time and I tend to believe lazy people like baths. Busy people do showers. Yes, you can email me if that offends you. Anyway, the real reason there is a bath is that it’s really good to walk around balancing on the rim as you paint the walls. Who knew? That brings me to the second thing I learnt today. I think I may be Catwoman ‘cause I’m so good at balancing. That or a ballerina…