Nose-breakers...

So, several weeks ago I managed to spill a very small amount - one could call it infinitesimal if one was inclined to – in the boot/trunk of my car when transporting mower fuel home in a small can.  The next morning when I got it the car all I could smell was petrol. I made a stop and quickly bought some pink air fresheners called  ‘Fresh as a Daisy’. They made the car smell so sickly sweet it was like Mary Poppins had vomited fairy floss/cotton candy in there. I decided to rectify this by buying a vanilla thing that hung from the rear vision mirror. Vanilla is good - natural – except for this one. If competed so badly with the smell of Mary Poppins I was gagging. That’s when I went for ‘Tropical Breeze’ air fresheners. To me, living in the actual tropics, it were akin in smell to rotten pineapples fermenting in the sun. It were a nosebreaker. I solved that problem by spilling coffee in the car. The whole car reeks of it, along with wafts of everything else. Good news is I can’t smell the petrol any more. I did have someone get in my car and I said what do you smell? They said your perfume. See? There is a very good reason to wear too perfume. People are so overcome by that it obliterates anything else.

Not sure what I’m going to try next...

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