So, several weeks ago I managed to spill a very small amount
- one could call it infinitesimal if one was inclined to – in the boot/trunk of
my car when transporting mower fuel home in a small can. The next morning when I got it the car all I
could smell was petrol. I made a stop and quickly bought some pink air fresheners
called ‘Fresh as a Daisy’. They made the
car smell so sickly sweet it was like Mary Poppins had vomited fairy
floss/cotton candy in there. I decided to rectify this by buying a vanilla thing
that hung from the rear vision mirror. Vanilla is good - natural – except for this
one. If competed so badly with the smell of Mary Poppins I was gagging. That’s
when I went for ‘Tropical Breeze’ air fresheners. To me, living in the actual tropics,
it were akin in smell to rotten pineapples fermenting in the sun. It were a
nosebreaker. I solved that problem by spilling coffee in the car. The whole car
reeks of it, along with wafts of everything else. Good news is I can’t smell
the petrol any more. I did have someone get in my car and I said what do you
smell? They said your perfume. See? There is a very good reason to wear too perfume.
People are so overcome by that it obliterates anything else.
Not sure what I’m going to try next...
Strip For Me and a bunch of other books are out now...click on the cover to have a look see.
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