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Thursday, 7 February 2013

Tied naked to a bed and then...



So, I was talking to a friend about having sex while tied up.  You know – the whole bondage deal which to me always seems weird but whatever turns you on. They recalled a time when a certain person had done exactly that- tied themselves to a bed and waited for their lover to find them.  My question is this – what if you get on a four-poster bed, naked, tie your feet up and tie one hand and then use a slip knot to pull tight the last knot so you are totally vulnerable? What if you lover doesn’t show…for hours…days…What if you have to pee? What if you forget your spinster, Great Aunt Beryl was coming over for arvo tea with her cat Tibbles and those soggy sultana scones you always hated? What if you’re friends haven’t heard from you in days and the police break in? What if, you are lying there wondering all this and thinking why didn’t I have an escape plan?  Hmmm…gotta wonder if it's all worth it.

Friday, 11 May 2012

Straddlers....


I went to a friend’s workplace for lunch. It’s a factory and within the factory is the standard bouffy-boys, kicked in lunch room. It’s not glamorous but having worked in factory environments it didn’t surprise me. My friend, to his due, warned me there would be pictures of naked women on the walls. Again, no surprise. Men are visual creatures. I doubt hardly any of them faced with one of these silicon women straddling various objects in real life would really know what to do with them anyway. 

Anyway, as I sat and ate my sandwich and chatted to my friend I looked at the nekkid women. Oh yeah, they were pretty trashy looking. Was I jealous or offended? Nope. Nothing to be envious of and as for offense at these women being viewed as sexual objects? I could have declined going into that lunchroom when first advised of said nekkid women but I’m sure of who I am as a woman so I’m not given to hysterical rad fem tantrums. Besides I can straddle stuff if I wanted to. The thing that I thought about with these women was that in twenty years time they’re going to look like the rest of us. Older, saggier and probably more wrinkled due to sun damage to their carefully tanned bodies. I asked my friend did seeing these same static women on the wall day after day after day in the same poses actually turn men on? He said no. They were just like wallpaper. So the question then is why bother having these straddlers on the wall? What’s the point? Is it to reaffirm testosterone levels on a daily basis?

Monday, 30 January 2012

Very, very alert...

I had the chance to relax in a spa bath. I was in there for two minutes and it occurred to me what an utter waste of time it was to be in water without swimming let alone be naked before an open window that apparently ‘no one’ can see in. The nudity thing? Fine whatever. It’s your eyesight. If I blind you then more fool you. The relaxation thing? I just feel some people should remain alert but not alarmed. Water? Wash in it. Swim in it. Marinade in it? Ah, no.

Relaxation? As long as I can keep one eye open…

Monday, 16 January 2012

Yes, I’m responsible for the naked…

…woman on Isobel Goddard’s Duct Tape and Feathers. It’s a Scarlet Harlot story. It’s full of sex and sin and all those good things. Oh, and she’s naked. Well, you can see that. As did others and it caused a problem. Yes, I take full responsibility and I have apologised to the good people at All Romance E-books for the naked cover. Why did I do it? Well, it was late at night, I was tired and I was setting up the story to be published. On the book sites, as you put in the necessary info to publish, you tick and flick boxes – how hot, how naked, is it active, what files etc. I ticked the wrong box when came to nudity. The story went live and all her bits were on display. Nudity has to be approved. She wasn’t approved. So, the story got suspended along with the account. Bugger. Yes I should have paid attention. Yes, I’m a bad girl. Good friend Isobel called me a ‘plonker.’ She’s a Pom (English). Plonker is like nonghead. So yeah, I’ve had to do some apologising today but mistakes happen and I take responsibility. We’ll see what happens with the account.

In the interim, Duct Tape and Feathers can be bought here – http://www.bookstrand.com/duct-tape-and-feathers


All three of Isobel’s stories - Forbidden Relations - can be bought here –

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006XZ2CQQ

As for nudity – tick the right box...



Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Gentlemen...

So, I walked in on a bloke at work taking his shirt off. He was embarrassed. Me? It’s just a chest. Last time I checked most men had them. He apologised. I said ‘what for?’ Later I realized that was probably the wrong thing to say as it may have indicated I found him less than impressive. The thing is I like naked men at the right time and place and to be awe inspired and turned on? Well, only a few truly do that to me. But I did find it interesting that he was embarrassed. Why? Well, you would have thought in this day and age where people have seen, done and eaten it all, naked flesh is nothing special. But, it did indicate to me that a lot of men have manners and do and say the right thing and that’s nice to be reassured that not all men are yobbos. To the gentlemen out there – I still like doors held open and manners displayed – thank you.

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Oh right…shut the door…


I’m big on privacy. I tend to wander aimlessly about the house naked. Why? Because I can.


At the new house, there is one sliding door, off the laundry without curtains. Right, I thought…I have several dozen curtains that I have made, from previous houses, that can cover that window…or maybe I can just shut door that leads into that area. Logic…hmmm…shut the door…that’d probably work…

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Well, exactly...



Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Strip For Me....


Strip For me is out today at Evernight Publishing…

Rett Cameron is stranded in Resort City without a cent to her name. She wants to go home to Australia but how does she do that without money? When one of the locals offers to pay her for sexual services she’s stunned. Sex with strangers? For money? Or is there more involved?

Hamish Clark the local strip club owner has a suggestion for Rett. Strip for me and I’ll pay you. The minute he saw Rett he wanted her. He soon discovers she has other needs than just money. But Hamish has a problem. Not all women like him. One wants him dead.

Okay, so this is the story that has the cover that made You Tube give me a cyber wrist slap due to the controversial nature of it. Strip for Me does have sex in it. It also has nudity. The two tend to go together. I gotta’ tell you - erotic romance does have these two elements otherwise the ‘erotic’ tag would be incorrect. Is the woman naked on the cover? No. Is she in the act of getting naked? That’s for the reader to judge.

Judge a book by its cover? Of course we do. You can make that judgment on Strip for Me by clicking here - http://www.evernightpublishing.com/products/Strip-For-Me-by-Amarinda-Jones.html


Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Help or something else wanted…


Legit job adverts sent to me…

Cairns- Male - Strippers Urgenty Required [ No Experience Ok ]

Urgently Required for up coming Xmas Period. Male Strippers 18- 40yo. No experience required, however you must have good toned, athletic, Muscular body.

I wonder how many people answer these jobs? And urgently required over xmas? Urgent strippers?

Cairns Males Back-packers/Locals 18 - 60 Urgently Required
Cairns QLD

Hi guys : I am a local male artist/Photographer who is Urgently seeking Male volunteers who would allow me to photograph their well-endowered... P-e-n-i-s...

I have no idea why penis is spelt with hypens unless it is to indicate size.

So looking forward to living in the tropics with urgent, naked strippers with hyphenated genitals….

Amarinda Jones
Penn Halligan
www.amarindajones.com
www.amarindajones.blogspot.com
Be daring...read an Amarinda book