Coffee cup physics...

Did you know if you put an empty coffee mug out in the rain, you can sit and watch it fill up and speculate on the rate it will fill versus the speed of the rain versus the force of the rain drop falling into the cup all while you eat lunch? No, me neither. I think it all depends on the mind of the person you’re having lunch with versus inherited insanity verses the quirkiness quotient factor versus e=mc2 and whether you’re having a good hair day. Fascinating what you learn at lunch.     

GR…

So, I was sitting at my desk, eating lunch, after having gone out in my lunch hour because, let’s face it, your lunch hour is not to eat in, work time is, when the interim nerd...er, I mean leader-type-manager-arse-kisser-empire-builder-robot-person came up to me and started telling me something exceptionally boring on his way out of the office to grab a flight back to Sydney. GR –good riddance – I say. He was in the office for two days, grunted at me three times, which I pretended not to hear as I choose not to speak in grunt, and looked at me probably five times and it’s only when I’m eating lunch and in mid-dial to have a gossip with the local printer, who’s a mate, that he suddenly wants to talk to me. How rude. I nodded and chewed on my salad as I listened to his words that sounded like ‘Goo boo bah, shang-a-la, be-bop, wah, wah, nurple, indigo, spandex, pillock head, botulism, swizzle stick, wangle-doodle, creamed corn on crumpets, ningy, nangy, noo. Seriously, people are annoying aren’t they?            

So I was bad today…

  …and I came back from lunch really, really late but in my defense, I was having lunch with a friend so that negates any onus on me to feel bad about wasting company time. No really, it’s the Amarinda Amendment 666. Look it up under United Nations>equality>friendship>late lunchabsolution. Would I lie?