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So, I got home from work and I glanced over at the door mat outside the front door. It was still there. I bought it yesterday and it’s still there. Huh. If I had been living in Brisbane still, it wouldn’t be. I don’t know why but door mats are a big collector’s item in Brisbane but not in Cairns. This tells me that, as I always knew, Brisbane is only for people with no lives other than to steal door mats possibly to make them feel less like a door mat. And Cairns? “It’s the tropics man. We have way too much going on up here…and what mat?”

Scumbags...

jessica68
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Name: Desislava Chobanova
Age: 42
Country: Bulgaria

I say e-books pirates should be shot then spoken very severely to followed by a flogging. But I’m a moderate…

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Age: 20
Country: Bulgaria

Not surprisingly none of them have anything original to say. Sad to be so common. Been thinking...maybe authors should unite and hire a private investigator to find out the real identities of these scumbags and then publish those private details and their theiving tendancies along with photos, on the internet..you know, cause these common folk like to share things...

Ne're do wells...

When I was visiting my father in hospital last week, he complained that there was no clock in the room. I went and bought one for him. When I came back the nurse said to me “Would you believe someone stole the clock off the wall?” My father and I just looked at each other and smiled. A long time ago when my grandmother was in hospital, there was an uproar as both a clock and a mat went missing. All my relatives looked innocent and I’ll be loyal and say they most probably were…sorta…kinda...you know, possibly innocent. We have some light fingered, ne’re do wells 'opportunists' in the Jones family but then everyone has strange relatives. No, I’ve never stolen a clock on a wall. I’m too short.

Family. You can love ‘em, fight ‘em, ignore ‘em, hide and pretend you’re not home when they arrive, bail ‘em out of jail or wonder if you’re adopted but they’re there and a writer can always use ‘em in a story.