Friday, 18 January 2013


So, I got home from work and I glanced over at the door mat outside the front door. It was still there. I bought it yesterday and it’s still there. Huh. If I had been living in Brisbane still, it wouldn’t be. I don’t know why but door mats are a big collector’s item in Brisbane but not in Cairns. This tells me that, as I always knew, Brisbane is only for people with no lives other than to steal door mats possibly to make them feel less like a door mat. And Cairns“It’s the tropics man. We have way too much going on up here…and what mat?”