So, I got home from work and I glanced over at the door mat outside the front door. It was still there. I bought it yesterday and it’s still there. Huh. If I had been living in
it wouldn’t be. I don’t know why but door mats are a big collector’s item in Brisbane but not in Cairns.
This tells me that, as I always knew, Brisbane is
only for people with no lives other than to steal door mats possibly to make
them feel less like a door mat. And Cairns? “It’s the tropics man. We have way too much going on up here…and what