Genital consideration…

So there was a meeting today with us (Cairns) and them (Sydney) about not making up customer names  in the testing database – i.e Mr Dick Head, Mr Hugh Dick, Mr I M Awanker etc. It was stressed to us in very sanctimonious terms that we needed to keep our minds "above our genitals." Baaad, baaad Cairns. And nah, I’m not one of those in trouble due to genitals. I’m too busy at my desk looking for other jobs, writing and playing Taipei to consider my genitals at work.