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Showing posts with label Tim Tams. Show all posts
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Friday, 30 July 2010

Arse and elbows...



I was in my office today bored as all get out praying the day would be called off due to lack of interest. I did ask the receptionist to announce that over the PA but she indicated it probably wasn't a good idea. Bummer. Now, while I had a shiteload of work to do my motivation muscles weren’t working. They had frozen up and refused to propel me into action.

Where are you motivation muscles located you ask? Well, they move round a lot depending on what you have to do, if the moon is full and if Tim Tams are on sale. It's all highly scientific. For example - an office worker - their motivation muscles are located in the arse and elbows. Arse muscles - have to be made of steel to sit for long dreary hours. Elbows - need to be strong so when you lean forward on the desk, due to sheer and utter boredom, your face doesn't smack into the keyboard. Good, dedicated office workers are all arse and elbows. I'm not one of those. My arse wasn’t motivated today because I kept getting up and wandering aimlessly and I have ‘qwerty’ imprinted on my forehead due to dodgy elbows. Lordy it's hard when your arse and elbows aren’t up to the challenge.

Amarinda Jones
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Thursday, 26 March 2009

Back on my high horse…



SYDNEY Lord Mayor Clover Moore has banned Tim Tams from council events for fear they're partially produced through cruel child labour on Africa's Ivory Coast.

An Arnott's spokeswoman said only a very limited supply of chocolate was from the Ivory Coast.

ttp://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25238282-1242,00.html

Okay - so the bit about Tim Tams caught my eye. I worship at the altar of the mighty biscuit. However – this, to me, is another case of over the top political correctness. Why? I get what this woman is saying. Exploitation of any individual – any worker – is wrong – but do we ban all clothes or shoes from overseas that are probably made in less than ideal working conditions? How about carpets, coffee, tea, any food that is harvested in our own countries or in others? Do we think about the crappy minimum wage people are on and say ‘well hell no – I’m not going to eat or buy that product any more.' What about people who work in call centres? If you have done that job you know capacious it is. Do we refuse to deal with any company that times staff loo (toilet) breaks? Do we say ‘oh no’ to anything where people could or are being exploited? How do we then keep economies going if we don’t buy anything? How do we trade with each other? How do we keep people employed if we ban stuff?

And yeah, there are some items I will never buy. For example, I always buy free range eggs as I don’t like the idea of hens in cages - but I am damn sure I eat or use or buy goods that have been made in less than idea conditions. I try and buy Australian made but that isn’t always possible. Do I know if the employees who manufactured a can of salmon are being treated fairly in Alaska? Are the fish killed humanely? Regardless what stance we take, we’re probably screwing someone over somewhere. And no – I am absolutely not advocating exploitation of workers. If you only knew how many battles I have fought on that front. But singling one product out – and it could be anything – smacks of tokenism to me.

I don’t think there will ever be an answer to the exploitation of workers. It’s been happening since day dot. Greedy people will use needy people. It’s a viscous circle and I don’t see it changing any time soon.

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Friday, 18 July 2008

Day 5 - 2 whole of freedom....


Let the pigeons loose! Knock Three Times has been released at Ellora’s Cave.

In a case of mistaken identity, Montgomery French thinks security expert Ballantyne Teague is the local bad boy. He turns her boring life upside down and she likes it.

Ballantyne has every intention of confessing the truth to Montie when the time is right. He has two objectives. The first is to make Montie fall hopelessly in love with him. The second is to catch the real burglar Montie thinks he is.

But Ballantyne is not the only one caught up in Montie’s life. Her ex-boyfriend has a secret that will shock her and a real bad boy lusts after her.


To buy click on the cover – and yes today you can enter the fantastic Amarinda and Anny Contest….

What could be better than kicking back with a good book? Winning two books - one from Amarinda Jones – Knock Three Times and one from Anny Cook – Kama Sutra Lovers. Fantastic. You want more? Be the envy of all with two hand made hair piks to adorn your locks. But wait – there’s even more! How about munching on a delicious care pack of Aussie treats? One lucky reader will win all of this. How do you win this fantastic prize? Go to www.annycook.com and www.amarindajones.com and answer an easy question -

If trapped on a deserted island what two things could Anny and Amarinda not live without? The answers can be found on the websites. As soon as you have them email
amarinda_jones@yahoo.com.au with your answers – there will be 4 in all.

The contest starts 18th July and closes midnight 23rd July 2008 (USA EST). The first correct entry drawn at random will win the prize. Good luck.

So, I only have 6 possible pages on my website that the answer can be on so it’s a doddle to find. What's in the Aussie care package? Three different packets of Tim Tams and Aussie chocolate bars - a Cherry Ripe, a Violet Crumble Bar and a Picnic - perfect food for book reading…and everyone know that calories do not count if you win the goodies…trust me, it’s all to do with karma. Anything you win cannot make you fat.


52 things you would love to say out loud at work

Have you been sent this at work? I always enjoy it when it lands in my work email. My favourites out of the 52….

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
- My, aren't you a black hole of need.

Beware the shopper stalker…


I needed a new handbag. I mentioned several weeks ago on the blog I was looking for one. It didn't have to be expensive but there had to be many compartments to carry all my crap in. A MacGyver handbag of you like. Anyway, I saw the perfect one today marked down to half price. The only problem was it was in the hands of another customer in the store. Bugger. Anyway I casually stalked the woman waiting for her to let go of it. She knew what I was doing and while she obviously could not make up her mind about it, she wasn’t about to let me have it. She handed it to her husband to hold on to so she could look at other bags. Ha! Amateur mistake! A man does not understand the complexities of shopping like a woman does so naturally any bright shiny object will divert his attention and make him put it down without thinking. Naturally I swooped in and got it. The woman was totally pissed off at her husband and he got a bollicking from her and I got the perfect handbag. Moral of the story - go shopping with a man and you lose.


A colleague, sitting near me, threw back her head and moaned in absolute pleasure. Uh huh…I casually looked over to see what was making her so very happy. She was sitting there with her eyes closed and a smile on her yes. O-kay…She opened them slowly and asked “do you like chocolate?” Does a chicken have lips? She told me to go to the cafĂ© next door and order the hot chocolate with a shot or caramel in it. "It’s like a liquid Mars bar. Better than an orgasm mate.” Hmmm… better huh? I wandered over and asked to have what she was having and OMG! It was the most amazing drink! There was no way a man could compete with this drink unless he was dipped in caramel…hmmm…there's an idea...What makes you throw back your head and groan…food I mean…unless you want to be spill all on the blog…

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Go ahead: Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for
?

Monday, 4 February 2008

I don't like Monday's...


Shades of Gray released 6th February through Ellora's Cave -

What was supposed to be a power walk through a cemetery turns out to be the best sex of Temperance Larkin’s life. Is having sex in a cemetery with a stranger a bad thing? Is it odd? Is it bizarre? No more bizarre that being accosted by vampires or finding out the guy who was all tight and hot inside you is a cop. Holy crap! What next?

Asher Marriott is a cop haunted by who he is. A horrible twist of fate condemned him to live his life as a vampire. When Temperance walks into his lonely life he begins to hope that all his efforts to change his fate have not been in vain. Is Temperance the sanctuary he craves?

But an old enemy threatens any peace or happiness Asher and Temperance hope to find. It is going to take the combined power of vampires, a witch and one mortal woman with attitude to kick Madigan Ap Lyr’s ass back to hell where he belongs.

.....I'm up for some arse, pardon my Aussie, ass kicking as well. Arse sounds tougher than ass don't you think?

I had a cow of a day today. I really just want to swear but I won’t. I want to maintain the illusion that I am a lady. What? Of course I am a frigging lady. Anyway, I said the ‘illusion of’ and there in lies the difference. Deep breath, inhale chocolate and smack face. Okay, I’m calm-ish. What happened? I do not even want to think about it let alone talk about it. If I never left the house I would have been a happy camper. Let’s just say if tomorrow is the same I am joining a tambourine banging cult, maybe wearing orange – I look vile in orange – and I may change my name to Moonbeam Star-sniffer and do my hair in dreds. It’s an option…

Chocolate – where would we be without it? I had to stop on the way home for boring vegetables – not carrots – carrots are never, ever boring. I charged through the grocery aisles with

my thank-whichever-god-is-on-shift-today-that-Monday-is-finally-over face and I struck a beautiful sight. The bluebird of happiness? Bambi frolicking in the meadow? A angel playing a harp? No, something way better that that - Tim Tams on sale. How glorious. I’m sure I heard heavenly music and a beam of pure light bathed the packets in a golden glow. I needed chocolate and I believe the universe knew this and delivered it. Sometimes the universe is a benevolent thing and over times I believe it’s just covering its arse when it comes to dealing with pissed off women.

So what de-stesses you? A friend of mine drinks a lot. I don’t advocate this at all. Yeah, I do drink but not to excess and only once a week. I like to remain virtuous and pure. Oh, shut up – I bloody am full of virtue and purity. Drugs – well they’re just plain stupid. I always remember the night I came home from working a night shift at McDonalds in London (Edgeware Rd) and I came

across my fellow chambermaid roommates all naked, with sundry strange naked men, drugged to the eyballs and they were all gazing up at the ceiling and giggling because the sun was so bright and 'the elephant would be burnt.' Brilliant stuff that. No, I’ve never done drugs. I like myself too much. Anyway another friend puffs on hundred fags (cigarettes) while another spends hours at the gym burning up aggression. I believe in some ways stress is good for you. Why? Because every so often you really need to have a bloody good yell and by buying a trolley load of Tim Tams it keeps the economy running. By the way Mr Arnott, how many more times do I have to mention Tim Tams before I get some freebies hmmm? You know where to find me.

So tomorrow…I will gird my loins – a gay friend of mine loves this saying, he is a loin girdler from way back…and expect a better day. I have a hairdresser appointment in the arvo after work. Depending on how the day goes depends if I have my usual intense red streaks or dreds.

There is an excellent chat on tomorrow between 1pm and 8pm (USA EST) at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LoveRomancesCafe/ you would be crazy to miss it as I am sure stuff will be given away. I will be chatting at very-frigging-early-in-the-morning-my-time when I cannot form words properly so come and read by stirring slurrings. The authors listed in the competition below will also be there. They have promised to be awake. Anny Cook of www.annycook.blogspot.com fame and starlet author Kelly Kirch from www.kkirch.blogspot.com will be there...but please go anyway...

The Competition of the month…would I lie? No, of course I bloody wouldn’t. I’m virtuous remember?

What could you spend an eternity doing? What is your passion? Your hunger? Your deepest desire? Each day beginning February 5 and running through February 14 one of the ten authors will complete the line, "My darling I could spend eternity…" on either their blog or website. Collect all ten answers and e-mail them to anny@annycook.com with Eternally Yours in the subject line to win some hot, romantic books. There will be three lucky Valentine winners.

The prizes –

1st prize--5 books

2nd prize--3 books

3rd prize--2 books

The books

Sandra Cox
Silverhills
Mona Risk
To Love a Hero
Brynn Paulin Tribute For the Goddess
Bronwyn Green Mystic Circle
Cindy Spencer Pape Stone and Earth
N.J. Walters Seduction of Shamus O’Rourke
Elyssa Edwards Mating Stone
Amarinda Jones Shades of Gray
Kelly Kirch Time for Love
Anny Cook Honeysuckle

Entries must be in by February 16 at midnight EST. All books and prize winners will be drawn randomly.

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Go ahead: Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for?

Sunday, 20 January 2008

Sunday ramblings…



Pardon my French, but fucking lizards. No, I don’t mean lizards fornicating. I mean as in appearing out of nowhere and scaring the crap out of you. What happened? I will tell you. A lizard the size of a crocodile – okay, that may be an exaggeration but he was a big bastard – how do I know it was a he? I just do as he looked like he was enjoying himself too much – anyway where was I – yes, that’s right – the lizard/undersized crocodile stuck it’s head – just it’s head - out from under a series of large rocks I have set up in the garden. I screamed and fell back over the lawn mower, landing on my arse breaking the cordless phone I had in my back pocket. I’m not dainty when I fall. It’s landing like a ton of bricks stuff. Thankfully the lawnmower wasn’t on. I scooted back on my arse at what seemed like a million miles an hour to get away from what I thought was a snake. All the time I was thinking – “Crap, I don’t want a snake in my yard – how can I get him to go into the neighbour’s yard?” Yes, very caring of me. Anyway, while I crawled to my knees, I kept a watchful eye on it as I reached for the broken remains of my phone and yes, surprisingly, no dial tone. I told myself I needed to note down the location and the colour of the snake. As I was trying to peer at him for any markings he moved again. I naturally screamed again and retreated backwards. That’s when I realized the snake had legs. It was a big arsed lizard. Much swearing ensued. The lizard was not impressed with my vocabulary and just flaked out like a sunbaker on one of the rocks and ignored me. Nature…who needs it?

Of late I have noticed that I have this habit of biting my knuckle on my left hand when I am thinking about something. I have developed a definite mark on this piece of gnawed at skin. What’s that all about? Weird. I originally had a habit of grabbing my fringe – bangs (strange word) – when I was thinking hard about something. Clearly I have to think less. I’m not stressed. If I was I would go downstairs and beat the crap out of the punching bag. But now, until I develop the ability to not think – I can only do this at work when being paid - I have to find something else to gnaw at. I’ll probably invest into strawberry bubblegum again.

Quiz: Are you ready for love?

Okay, this was title of a quiz in this morning’s Sunday paper. It had 14 questions that you had to answer yes or no to in order to work out of you were ready for loooove. If you answered yes to them you were apparently ready for loooove. If you answered no then you had to dress in a shroud, shave your head and hide apparently until you were ready for loooove. The questions….some of them I may have changed

1. You’re comfortable with yourself

2. You have your own personal goals

3. You can share Tim Tams.

4. You take responsibility for your own happiness



5. You have your ups and downs but life in general is pretty good with the choice of Tim Tams on the market.

6. You have close supportive relationships

7. Meeting someone would be great but you’re avoiding it due to the Tim Tam sharing issue

8. You’re comfortable with being single.

9. You see the right relationship as a bonus as long as lines are drawn as to Tim Tam sharing

10. You’re not looking for someone to fill the empty void as Tim Tams already do that.

11. You’re authentic. You’re not scared of being the real you but others are terrified of you

12. You take responsibility for your own happiness. You are capable of buying Tim Tams alone

13. You’re clear about what filling you want in a Tim Tam…I mean what you want in a relationship.

14. You’re over wasting your time on losers and inferior biscuits (cookies)


So there you have it. Yes - means go get that man or woman or sock puppet and make looove. No - crawl into the foetal position with chewy caramel Tim Tams and it will all work itself out. What do you need love for when you have chocolate, creamed filled biscuits?

Anny is talking out The Best of… on www.annycook.blogspot.com. She has some strange ideas on wine. Kelly is talking about bathing in motor oil for a glowing, slimy complexion on www.kkirch.blogspot.com or she may have a Sunday quote...I forget which one it is.

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Go ahead: Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for?

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

The Wednesday Interview


Mad About Mirabelle – released today through Ellora's Cave! Let the pigeons loose!

Holy crap! Mirabelle Turner's new next door neighbor is the last man she expected to ever see again. It was one thing to have knee wobbling sex with this dark sexy stranger in the back of a limo but quite another to find him staying next door with his Aunt Lila. Can she resist the temptations of the boy next door?

Flynn Curtis is more then happy to tempt the delectable Mirabelle. He is mad about her. When his Aunt Lila's house mysteriously burns down he gladly accepts the reluctant Mirabelle's offer for he and his Aunt to move in with her. It is the start of all sorts of moves Flynn intends to make on his new neighbor.

Mirabelle is trapped by courtesy, lust and sudden realization that she is falling in love with Flynn. But does the person who burnt down Lila’s house have other plans for Mirabelle? And is Aunt Lila really the sweet old lady she seems? Can Flynn save the woman he is mad about?

The Wednesday Interview…

The last brilliant author of the year is the dazzling and talented
Kelly Kirch – she made me say that. Her book Time For Love is released through Cerridwen Press on Feb 14, 2008. I know? How can we wait that long? So to check all Kelly Kirch sightings and machinations go to www.kkirch.blogspot.com

Time for Love – the Blurb…


Sarah Hanson opens her eyes to a darkly sexy man leaning over her and the strains of a waltz playing in the background. Further, she is no longer dozing in the taxi that escorts her from the job where she was just fired but inhaling the strong scent of beeswax and dressed in Regency era clothing.

Drake, Lord Hayworth, rake extraordinaire, is unable to reconcile his sudden attraction to the shelved miss who is meant to chaperone the daughter of a dear friend. Different from every other female he has known, he is keenly aware of the differences between her and his new fiancé--the young woman Sarah escorts.

As Sarah develops lasting relationships, she discovers the unconditional love of family and a passion for a man she is not meant to have, in a time she may not be able to keep. And for Drake, finding a pliable bride to marry so he can claim the last of his inheritance has become decidedly more difficult now that Sarah has turned his ordered life on its head.

The interview…

1. You have some sizzling sex scenes in your book. How hard is it to write sex and make it convincing? Yes, I do. It is completely difficult to write sex but to make it convincing? No, not really. If your plot calls for it, it’s because you’ve worked up to the stage where it flows naturally for the characters. If it’s forced, I’d say you have a chemistry problem with your hero and heroine or you are forcing the timing.

2. Romance and the condom. How hard do you find to slip it in or on when the action is hot between characters? A minor inconvenience but one that the edits will require. So I weigh the options. Do I want to fight the inevitable or slip on a slicker? It’s the post coital clean up I find icky.

3. Do you think romance just happens or do you make your characters work for it? I think chemistry just happens but romance, as a relationship takes work. If it didn’t there wouldn’t be a romantic plot.

4. What is it about your hero that makes him irresistible to women? He’s eye candy without recognizing it. He doesn’t know how devastating he is and he thinks the heroine is drop dead gorgeous no matter what she looks like or what she’s wearing. He goes weak-kneed for her, makes himself a fool for her, does ridiculous stunts to get her attention. It’s the kind of thing every regular woman wants to experience from a man who is beyond sexy.

5. Do you think readers want to escape or do they want to identify with a character? Oh I hope they want escape. I want escape and that’s what sparks the story. However, if they don’t identify with the character then the reader won’t stick around for the end to happen and the escape to be realized.

6. What do you think is the most important thing to remember when writing romance? The Happily Ever After. Don’t give me a story without the HEA, the joining of kindred souls through difficulty and humor. I won’t read it and I wouldn’t expect that from my audience either.

7. What are you working on now? I’m writing a Cerridwen book about an author who gets sucked into her own book as her characters are murdered one by one. She writes by the seat of her pants and never plots, like me. So she doesn’t know who the killer is, who is next, if she’ll return to reality and if she gets to keep the hero she falls in love with. Its working title is More Than Words. I’m having a lot of fun making fun of myself in this one.

The excerpt…

Sarah’s ears rang.
“Lady Billington?”
They had to be ringing. The stains of a waltz bloomed in her head. The last time she had heard something like that was when little Timmy Gustaffson had chased her in the playground and she’d run into an arching wooden swing.
Being fired felt kind of like that. The sick crack to the head of disbelief, the stomach-plummeting nausea…an arching wooden swing to her psyche.
“Lady Billington?”
Rich chocolate tones called her name. She peeked and quickly sealed that one eye back up.
Whoa! He’s hot! Maybe I should get fired more often. Love the hallucination.
“Sarah. Open your eyes.”
She did. He was lovely. “Yummy.” Oh crud! Did I just say that out loud?
Crystalline green eyes looked back at her curiously.
The angel of sex appeal bent deliciously near her. As sensation seeped back into her numb body, she also realized he held her slumped body against him. A steely arm wrapped supportively around her upper back and pressed her against the lapels of his coat. She decided his shoulder made a wonderful, albeit firm, pillow.
He smelled like heaven too. Male. Musky. And sandlewoody. She could sink into flavors like that.
“Oh, Sarah, you dropped your rose! Lord Hayworth, maybe you should take her onto the veranda while I pick this up. I should have waited until tomorrow after the festivities before I presented it to you, dear girl.”
She’d brought a woman into this fantasy? Sarah reopened her right eye. Reluctantly, she looked beyond the ebony haired vision. She had brought several other people apparently. She opened her other eye to take in the full scope. A dark-haired woman bent to collect the shards of a crystal rose and emerald stem that lay at Sarah’s feet.
Another woman, blonde and wearing a petulant frown tapped a cornflower-blue slipper. Two woolen clad male backs screened Sarah from the dancers on the floor. The crystal strains of an orchestra seeped past their guard and filled her head.
The sound system in this room is amazing. Sounds like they’re right here with me.
Sarah stood upright with Gorgeous Guy’s support.
“What is the matter with you? People are beginning to notice. Mother, make her collect herself. What if someone sees? I could be ruined.”
Fully supporting her own weight, Sarah faced the owner of the whinypitched complaint—the one with the petulant frown. The girl had to be upper-teens. She had platinum blonde hair and wide azure eyes. She was petite. Of course. She was Martha Mullen-esque, standing maybe five-two and all of a hundred pounds.
“Alexandra. Hush,” the brown-haired woman admonished. “Lord Hayworth, please.”
The beautiful man clasped Sarah’s hand to his arm. Another man followed behind, whisking her toward double French doors. She stared across the room. There was a live orchestra here? Where the heck am I?
Lord Hayworth tugged her back into motion and they gained the dark, cool safety of the veranda. Not nearly as crowded as the ballroom, Sarah was grateful for the claustrophobic relief. “You stay with her. I will be back with some lemonade.”
The other man smiled pleasantly at her before nodding to the cluster of women near the doors taking in the fresh air.
“Hi,” she said.
Confusion settled on his forehead. “Perhaps you should come to the bench and rest.” He led her to the bench, patting it. The solid thump of his hand on the stone slab seat reassured her of its reliability. She leaned back on the cool stone trying to still the cacophony of confusion swirling in her head.
Music floated out to them. A breeze ruffled the hairs on the nape of her neck. Candles burned brightly from every sconce in the room beyond. A couple waltzed past the open veranda doors. She wore an elaborate silver ball gown. He was dressed in peacock colors and a tall, stiff collar.
“Where am I?”
“At Grantham house attending their introduction ball for Miss Alexandra. You have been planning this with Lady Grantham for weeks. Don’t you remember?” The blond gentleman leaned toward her, concern written on every feature. His blue eyes shone with friendship and mild alarm.
Was she dreaming? Every sense tingled with accuracy. The cool gritty stone under her hands caught roughly at her gloves. The orchestra played sweet notes which floated on the same breeze that ruffled her skirts. Jasmine and candle wax warred for recognition. Never had a dream been more real.
Great! Getting fired has made me loopy.
She looked down at herself. She too was dressed in a ball gown. Navy colored slippers peeked from the hem of her navy satin dress. Sarah raised her hand touching the heavy pendant at her throat and higher to her elaborately piled hair. “Where am I?” Panic welled up inside her and settled about her breast bone.
“Is she all right?”
Sarah turned to the sound of Hayworth’s velvety voice.
“She seems to have forgotten she’s at the ball,” the fair-haired man said.
She didn’t know what was happening but she wasn’t about to show her hand either. “I’m fine. I just need to rest a minute. I must have hit my head harder than I thought. You know, temporary amnesia.”
“You hit your head?” Lord Hayworth asked.
“When I fainted?” she offered.
“Was there some other time I should have caught you?”
“Uh. No. Just this last time.” How come I sound English?
Lord Hayworth shook his head. “I think you’re right Lord Milstoke. She’s not well.”
She sipped the lemonade Hayworth handed her. Her eyes darted, trying to settle on something that made sense. None of it did. Her head throbbed. Lord Milstoke, the fair and Lord Hayworth, the sexy, were looking at her with marked concern.
“Perhaps you should go to your quarters,” Lord Hayworth suggested.
“And where would they be?” she asked.
Lord Hayworth and Lord Milstoke exchanged looks.
“I’ll have Elizabeth take you. I may be a common sight in the Grantham house but my escorting you to your rooms would cause raised eyebrows for which even my title won’t compensate.”
“Of course you have a reputation. How clichĂ©.”
“Pardon?”
“Nothing. Don’t mind me. I’m just hallucinating. I got fired today.”
“You’ve been burned?” Milstoke asked in alarm.
“No. I was let go.”
“That’s impossible. I caught you myself. You never touched the ground.” Hayworth looked offended.
Sarah grinned. “Never mind. Take me to your leader. I need a nap.”
Lord Hayworth tucked her hand into the crook of his elbow. She turned back to Milstoke before entering the ballroom again. “Hey, if you see my cab driver, don’t tip him. I don’t appreciate the joke. It’s been a hard enough day as it is.”

www.kellykirch.com and www.kkirch.blogspot.com

The competition…

Okay, you’ve been waiting patiently for the last true love clue…here it is -

On the twelfth day of romance my true love gave to me…Twelve Tantalizing Tim Tams….what a man

So, you know your next step. Email all 12 answers to anny@annycook.com with 12 days of Romance in the subject line to win some great books. The competition closes midnight on 21st December. Good luck.
As always check out what Kelly is doing on www.kkirch/blogspot.com and Anny has the blog serial on www.annycook.blogspot.com

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Go ahead: Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for?