So, I went to a RPM class today. It’s where you join a class
of people all on stationary bikes, that
have gears, and you torture yourself by changing gears to make the ride harder,
faster, more painful as you pedal like mad, stand and pedal, sit and pedal and sweat
profusely as loud, fast paced music pounds away in a room that is darkened but
for those black lights that make your white socks glow and the instructor yells
at you to go harder and faster and daring you to give up. As if. Anyway, as I
was doing the pedal, stand, sit, sweat, looking at my glowing white socks, it
occurred to me that my arse was on fire with pain. Why? Those bike seats are small.
Fat arse + small seat = youch and bloody hell.
This made me ponder the scientifics of arses. Surely a
larger arse would make the ride easier? You
know more padding, less bone exposure on a teeny, weeny seat. But it doesn’t and
I was thrilled at the standing up and pedalling like mad parts. Sitting? Not so
thrilled. So, if a larger arse doesn’t cushion pain, what happens to people with
small bums? Is it a case, as I tried to explain my theory to a good friend who
always looks at me with that indulgent you’re-mad-look-but-being-a-friend-I-will-listen-to-your-latest-theory,
that smaller bottoms some how mystically fit the seat better because there’s no
overflow and therefore less pressure on sensitive areas of derriere and lady
bits?
It’s a ponderation…bums…always with us…always causing
problems.
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