Watch your arse...

I went to buy a shower head at the hardware store this arvo. Oh hard... either it's an innie or an outie fitting and I couldn't guess/speculate which one I wanted/had at home and while agonizing over innies and outies, this large woman went past me in very, very, very short shorts and a short midriff top with her bare stomach hanging out and down. Okay, so THAT was eye-catching and it begs the question who would leave home like that without looking in the mirror and the mirror imploring 'do not EVER go out like that' - but more than that it was the post-it note on her arse that had me forgetting the sex of shower heads and I had to tell her about her arse. She was drawing enough attention to it without the yellow post it. After all that, I decided hardware stores were way too hard. I'll think about it tomorrow...