A-mazingly beautiful ....

Okay, so there’s a magical full length mirror in the building where I am working. It’s in the ladies loos. Why is it magical? Because I look bloody amazing in it. No, really. I do.  I’m gobsmacked at how good I look in it. I have full length mirrors at home and there’s one in the gym but this one in the ladies loos? I'm a goddess. I never look as good in any other mirrors. I swear it’s magical. I’m trying to work out how I can get if off the wall. It’s about 6 foot tall. I’m 5 foot 2. Unscrewing it has a 6.5% degree of difficulty. Getting it out of the loo, down the hall, past reception, out the door, across a busy road and into my car? A tad difficult but doable if I use a lie like – ‘I’m taking it out to be cleaned’ or similar because it’s not something that can be put in your handbag and walk nonchalantly away with. Hmmm…