Dolores Diva-Knorktwipple Author…

Dolores Diva-Knorktwipple Author.  I just liked your author page. Please return the favor and like mine at www.facebook.com/ Dolores Diva-KnorktwippleAuthor.

I don’t get the need to have an author page let alone insist that friendship must be returned and like for like given because if one does it all must do it. Seriously? Is it high school or what?

Facebook is great. Friend me. Unfriend me. Whatever. But insist people must like you on a reciprocal basis? Yeah, that’s really friendly. Authors are the worst at it with a seemingly whomever has the most ‘likes’ wins attitude. 

To the Dolores Diva-Knorktwipple Authors out there – I promise I will never ask you to like me so don’t ask me. I prefer people I can talk to on Facebook as opposed to 'like' counters.  

I do. I say. I believe. I am.

So, I received an email that had the phrase of  ‘If I insisted…’ then they would fix something that was pukeably not right. Now, I’m not a wishy-washy person. If I send you an email about your crapaciousness and that I want it fixed then that should tell you where I stand. I don’t mince my words if I perceive injustice, inequality or bollocks. I’m no different in person to what I am in writing. I’m annoying, persistent and determined. And if I insist? Damn straight I insist. That I or anyone else has to deal with half-arsed people who cannot do the job right the first time, then maybe this isn’t the dimension for them and they need to go to half-arsed land where no one gives a crap and a quarter good enough is okay and no one minds being screwed over because they're half arsed as well.

I’m a very black and white person. I do. I say. I believe. I am.