The Sock Wanderers...

Of late I’ve been walking around the office in my socks. Why? I dunno. The urge to go shoeless is upon me. Is it an act of rebellion? A cry for freedom? The need for new Docs? Or do I like being an inch shorter? Are short women cuter? Are short women without shoes wildly mysterious? Is an extra inch relevant in the scheme of things? What is relevant? Is there an actual scheme of things or is it propaganda to make us think there is a point to life and therefore we should be wearing shoes and not be sock wanderers instigating anarchy and calling upon others to abandon their shoes in defiance? What would happen to shoe makers then? Would sock makers rise to be the nouveau riche? Would generations to come study the sock wanderers and ponder why? What spark of madness set them off? What did it achieve? Probably not…