If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.
Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.
Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.
Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...