Oh, the unspeakable horror of Monday....

If each day is a gift I'd like to know where I can return Mondays.

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday.

Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

On Mondays, I'm always f*cking thankful I don't have a swear jar.

Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...