Random thoughts #2378…

Few people will ever understand you a little bit let alone know who you are as a person. That’s probably a good thing. Be exclusive.

I think we should all start wearing capes and boots…possibly masks. We need to have more fun

I need a fairy godmother…not a godfather as I can do the horses head in the bed thing myself if need be.

One day, all chickens will be liberated and allowed to smoke, drink and get fat and die of heart disease.

Do you think sloths get pissed off that everyone thinks they’re lazy? Maybe they’re just slow or free spirited hippy-love children who reject fast paced, commercialism.

The one thing we all agree on is sex and it doesn’t require having a university degree to do it.

Do you want fries with that?

If ‘legend has it’ shouldn’t it stay with legend?

You should always wish upon a star ‘cause you never know…