Wednesday, 8 June 2011

The dickless rating...

So, as I was driving home from work I was listening to the radio and they were talking about how men rate women – you know, that old dumb scale from one to ten and 99.5% of the time it’s based on the outward appearance – the dick jerking effect – of the woman on a man. It’s a load of bollocks – literally. Anyway the female announcer was saying how one woman was rated an 8 out of 10 and she was pissed and she couldn’t work out how she lost out on those 2 points. Then they had people ring in and talk about ratings and how that rated themselves and others.

So it got me thinking, as I then went on to buy groceries, how do I rate myself? I came to this conclusion in the fruit and veg aisle as I bought celery – I’m a 7 out of ten. How did I come to that? Well, I didn’t use the dick jerking formula as I’m sans dick but I based it three things - looks - 3, brains – 10 and personality – 8 = 21– divide that by 3 and the average is 7. I’m happy with that. How do you rate yourself? Do you need to be a 10?