Random thought #76987

So, after a recent plane trip, I've been wondering about flight attendants. They're immaculately groomed to the point of plastic and all that smiling? It’s scary. I'm wondering if they were less Barbie-fied – and I include the blokes in this as well - and more ratty like the rest of us would there be a different credibility level? To be honest if the plane is going down I want someone kick arse and Gerald Butler like to save me and not some well-groomed and prissy looking person who can point to exits but can they use them? We need more Geralds on planes. Just a random thought...