…and you’re probably wondering why you’re still single and Sleepless in
– not that I could get into your website to read about all the amazing virtues
of Larry, The Man. The Legend. The Dude
among Dudes. Prince Charming…ydah, ydah, ydah.
In short, Larry has decided now is the time to marry and he requires a white, thin, virtuous housefrau to be at his back and call. I expect someone will marry him and be his first wife for a couple of years. After that? Maybe he won't be so picky.
I believe this comment on facebook sums it up nicely...
Good luck with your search, Larry.