However, Lisa-Marie
mentioned a hen’s night she went to where a stripper who dressed up like a fire-fighter
burst in the door. Apparently you could have had him dressed as that or a cop
or a tradie (workman/carpenter etc for the non-Aussies). So he turned up and
they all oohed and ahhed and had a good laugh as he stripped to his jocks and
gyrated around as strippers do. Apparently he was very oily and very orange-tanned in
skin colour. I personally like men to be
men but I suppose you get that with strippers who shave all their body hair off
- which is insane because real fire-fighters would have hairy chests and are
women secretly wanting a hairless man? I dunno. Anyway so he stripped and did
stuff and he picked up his kit and walked off into the night sweaty, slightly
richer and with some of his orange tan dripping off...
It cost $300 to hire him
to strut, thrust and parry. However, Lisa-Marie and I pondered just how much of
that money he got and was he bi-sexual? Why bi-sexual? She thought that due to the
no hair thing. I considered whether hairless cats were bi-sexual. Hmmm. We also
pondered that for a while. We came to no conclusion on the cats and as women
decided we were suspicious of hairless men as only women are strong enough to have hair ripped out by the roots. As for the dosh ($$) he would have
picked up? I reckon a third which is probably not bad for an hour of shaking
one’s arse. More than a writer would make but a writer couldn’t be a stripper
because writers can’t shut up long enough to take their clothes off and then
they would have to describe and kill the moment…
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Bi sexual cats. Good one. Hmm, I think I have one and he's neutered at that.
Thanks for the smiles... :-)
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