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Saturday 11 February 2012

Read one, read ‘em all…

So I had been reading this series from a well known best selling author. It’s a load of bollocks. Why? Because in all 6 books the heroine is exactly the same – in huge trouble, delicate like fine porcelain yet can fuck like a hooker and can tame terrible beasts just by touching them with a hand – you know, before the hooker thing. The hero is tortured, angst ridden, no one will ever understand him and he has a sexual appetite that would scare an elephant. The books are so bloody predictable that I cannot get more than half way through book 3. This begs the question…actually several. Do we buy these books because of the hype and are sucked in by advertising? Do women, predominantly, want to read the same story over and over because it is predictable and they don’t have to think about complex scenarios? Are we so desperate to read hot sex scenes that we’re not particularly worried about an actual plot? How they hell do these writers get away with it? Good luck that they do as they’re making money and I cannot disrespect that. But seriously? Are we that brain dead as readers that we don’t care anymore? Just slap a best seller banner on the front and have 6 stories in a row where either a misunderstood, loner heroine or a gay man, in desperate trouble, is going to be protected from the local bullies and shagged senseless by 5 interchangeable cowboys/shapeshifters/vampires who ‘know what’s best for her/him.’

We seem to have lost the plot.

2 comments:

Julia Rachel Barrett said...

Amarinda - I was sucking on a piece of chocolate as I read this and I spit it all over my computer screen. Yes, this is indeed what some publishers think we want to read. The same book over and over and over again. Different names, same weak plot thrown in as a gratuity. Mostly the sex.
Your description of the heroine is priceless, absolutely, utterly priceless.
Oh...how much do elephants really fuck? Or is the hero just built like an elephant?

anny cook said...

An elephant, you say? Hmmmm. That's not one I've tried so far...