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Friday, 29 June 2007

It's not my fault...its the cosmos


Dear Amarinda this is your biorhythm for Friday, June 29th:Today your intellectual level is 8%: if you can, put off big decisions. Your physical level is 0%: it is advisable to avoid muscular effort. Your emotional level is 71%: you will be objective and balanced in judgments!

Every morning I get my biorhythm(groovy man) and horoscope sent to me. I like to keep in touch with the cosmos as it tells me important things like whether that mistake I thought I hid yesterday will be found out or whether I should be all economical and make a healthy lunch to take for work or blow the money on hot beer battered chips (French fries for non-Aussies) So, as you can see, my biorhythm is very important. What it tells me today is: -
Your intellectual level is 8%: - that mistake is going to be found and I will come up with some half arsed lie that in all likelihood will not work so I will have to rely on my devastating charm to save my arse and I have a lot of arse to save.
Your physical level is 0%: - perfect I did not want to exercise anyway as its too bloody cold.
Your emotional level is 71%: So - beer battered chips for lunch it is – excellent. The extra calories will not be my fault as the cosmos is telling me to do it.

Dear Amarinda this is your horoscope for Friday, June 29th: Scorpio,There will be good mutual understanding with your partner: today you’ll decide to have a vacation together. In the job sphere, don't let yourself be influenced by other people’s opinions; you know what you have to do. Tip: don't be ungrateful towards those who want to help you.
Translation for Scorpios:-
mutual understanding with your partner –code for he must agree with me or I will make his life hell when we go grocery shopping tonight and we can’t afford a vacation so we will wander down the balmy aisles of the supermarket.
don't let yourself be influenced by other people’s opinions; you know what you have to do – code for ignore everyone and continue writing your book.
don't be ungrateful towards those who want to help you – code for let everyone else do the work while you sit and write your book – however remember to thank everyone at the end of the day before you skid out the door.

It’s not my fault…the cosmos is making me do it.
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2 comments:

Kelly Kirch said...

I have so much to learn from you! Heck, I just do whatever the hell I please. YOU...do whatever the hell you please but provide proof of motivation! "Because I said so" doesn't sound so fancy any more. Hmm. Gonna have to reconsider my methods.

PS. my new favorite word is "smenita" the moderation code word to place this comment.

anny cook said...

Amarinda, Amarinda, I KNEW we had something in common. We're both scorpios. Ah, no wonder we're in sync. I want a biorhythm, too.