Crotch grabbing…

I was at the gym this morning sweating my arse off when Madonna came on the screens – gyms – they have multiple TV screens you can watch and zone out by as you sweat and moan and generally wonder what the hell you are doing on an instrument of torture at 5:30am. Anyway, so there was Madonna singing away and grabbing her crotch and once more I thought ‘why?’ Yes, yes, it’s probably all about sexuality but how is anyone grabbing their crotch attractive? It always makes me think they want to pee…

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