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Sunday, 12 August 2007

Sunday trivia...


'Madly writing today so I will leave you with the following Trivia for your Sunday. Please use as much as the Aussie lingo as you can cobber mate shelia Bruce. And for those of you who asked – my definition of ‘drinking shoes’…there are two types. The first is flat soled comfortable shoes that you will not turn your ankle if you are under affluence of incohol. The second type are the gorgeous, ridiculous shoes you bought because you wanted to and you look fantastic in. You will most likely fall over in them if you are tipsy but when this happens no one will notice your skirt over your head as they will be staring at your fabulous shoes instead.
Some Aussie Lingo:-
A - *Aussie salute :brushing away flies with the hand
B -*Bail out :depart often angrily * Bail (somebody) up :to corner somebody physically *Barrack :to cheer on *Big-note oneself :brag, boast *Blue :fight/argue *Blow in the bag :have a breathalyzer test *Bog in :tuck in, commence eating *Bot :to scrounge *Burl :have a go
C - Captain Cook :look ("let's have a Captain Cook") *Chuck a Uey :do a u turn
D - Dob in :to inform on somebody *Drum :tip-off *Dummy, spit the :get very upset at something
E - Earbashing :nagging
F - face, off one's :drunk *Flat out : busy *Flick : to dump your partner *Flick it on :to sell something soon after buying it *Flog : to sell / steal *Fossicking :search / rummage
G - Game :up for it *Get up somebody :to rebuke somebody *Gobful, give a : to abuse verbally
*Grinning like a shot fox : very happy, smugly satisfied

K - Knock :to put down / criticise
L- Lair it up :to behave in a brash and vulgar manner *Lend of, to have a :to take advantage of someone *Lizard drinking, flat out like a :very busy *Lob in : drop in to see someone
M - Muster :round up sheep or cattle *Naughty, have a :have sex *Nuddy, in the :naked
P - Pash :passionate kiss *Perve :looking lustfully at the opposite sex *Pommy shower :
using deodorant instead of taking a shower *Plate : bring your own / some food (often to a BBQ)
R - Rack off :get lost! *Rage on :to continue partying *Rapt :pleased *Rock up :to turn up, arrive *Root :have sex *Rooted : tired *Ropeable : very angry *Rort : Cheating, defrauding
*Rubbish, to :to criticize
S- Session, to have :go out drinking *Shanks's pony :to travel on foot *Shoot through :to leave *Sickie, throw a :have a day off due to illness *Skite : boast, brag *Smoko, have a :take a break *Spewin : very angry *Spit the dummy : get very upset at something *Sprung : caught doing something *Squizz :to look *Sunbake :sunbathe
T - Technicolor yawn :to be sick *Tee-up : to set up (an appointment)
W - Waggin' school :playing truant *Walkabout :wander off *Whinge :complain *Whiteant :to criticising competitors products *Wobbly, throw a :go mad
V - Veg out :relax in front of the TV
Y - Yabber :talk a lot *Yakka :work (noun) *Yewy :u-turn in traffic
The laws of:-
The Law of Volunteering -If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell -When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Common Sense - Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality - Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice - When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
The Law of Motivation - Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Boob's Law - You always find something in the last place you look.
Weiler's Law - Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Law of Probable Dispersal - Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Volunteer Labor - People are always available for work in the past tense.
Conway's Law - In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on.That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution - Them that has, gets.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology -There is always one more bug.
Law of Drunkenness - You can't fall off the floor.
Heller's Law - The first myth of management is that it exists.
Main's Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
http://www.1stholistic.com/reading/prose/A2004/liv_interesting-obscure-facts.htm
Remember www.annycook.blogspot.com has the latest drum on Emmmeline. On Sunday the serial takes a smoko and on Monday lob on over to www.kellykirch.blogspot.com for a squiz.

Seducing Celestine - coming November 2007- love, lust and payback
When the hot, sexy guy intimately caressing Celestine in her dreams turns out to be a real life man in her bed is it moonlight madness or is she just one very lucky girl? Should she be offended this man just wants a moonlight ride with any available woman or let him take her as her heart desires?
The woman in Nick's arms is different to any he has ever tasted. Seducing Celestine into submission becomes one sexy challenge he cannot resist. But someone else wants Celestine and it has nothing to do with sex.
Can lust be love? Can she stay out of trouble long enough to find out?

Rain water tank countdown: 2 days

4 comments:

Kelly Kirch said...

While I love the Laws, I had to stop and consider one of your definitions: "*Pommy shower :
using deodorant instead of taking a shower"

It is a sad, sad day when a culture actually has to coin a phrase for something like this. It tells me far too many people are smelling to high heaven over there for someone to have to define the practise. Must suffer much DairyAir, poor Helen and AJ.

anny cook said...

I'm very familiar with the effects of Weiler's Law and Conway's Law. Wish I had known Heller's Law back when I was working. It would have explained so many problems. But my favorite of all of them is the Law of Avoiding Oversell. I believe I'll make it my new motto!

Amarinda Jones said...

A pommy shower refers to the fact that the English (poms) years ago used to wash very infrequently as they considered it bad from them. Aussies are completely the opposite - hence the reason water restrictions are hard

Kelly Kirch said...

Okay. I can give you that one. But you have to accept that a "sponge bath" is the American desire to collect sponges and other sea creatures for the express purpose of sanitizing them for their own good.