Wednesday, 21 January 2009

So that was Wednesday…

So I had lump cut out of my head today. Yes, correct, I also believe it’s because I have too many brains and they had to decrease the pressure on my skull so all my amazing wisdom did not come out. I think it’s pretty obvious - though I believe I caught the doctor doing the eye roll thing when I said this. Doctors? What do they know? They’re all too serious. Anyway, I have a nice little bald patch in the middle of my skull where the stitches are. Lovely.

While I was there at the Doc’s, as he was cutting away, I got to read a poster about nail fungal infections – and yes there were pictures. They were pukeable but it did take my mind off things. I think they have those posters for that reason, so you can see them and think ‘bloody hell – why is that so green and yukky looking? And on my God!!!! Is that a toe or something a wolf mauled?’ Look after your nails people. I do not want to see you on that poster.

Short story…

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that
one day.

The End
That’s it….back tomorrow…behave or have a good alibi
Go Ahead : Live with abandon. Be outrageous at any age. What are you saving your best self for?