Friday, 10 July 2009

Head desk...head desk....

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander

I am getting to the point at work where I’m truly beginning to think if I do not grow a penis or invest in a strap on, I am never going to be taken seriously. At 45, I still do not understand why a penis – a lump of flesh that is most of the time completely ridiculous and useless to a woman – rules. It’s a cosmic joke and if I have to roll my eyes one more time at the inanity of men I swear I am going to go blind. Breathe in…slam head against desk…breathe out.

You may have seen this before, a friend sent me it today…I think it sums things up nicely in the real world…men just don’t get it.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.... Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
'The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'
So, I have made a definite decision. When I want to put my car into a tree I will definitely rely on a man to do it.
Be an Amarinda book


Lyla Sinclair said...

I'd never heard this story before. Love it!

Don't get why a penis is so important or why men are so mesmerized by the two lumps of fat on a womans chest, yet put off by it in most other places.

I like your blog!

Anny Cook said...

Heh. Love the story. Men don't get most logic. And yes, if I should want to put a truck in a tree, I'll know exactly who to ask.